If he only knew....

The halfling was so flabbergasted by the actions of a student in his class when he came home today. It's a little girl name Cindy. He exclaimed with great disdain that she was weird.

I asked him what made her weird, as anytime he talks about a girl I want to know more.

The halfling quickly responded..."Well, she gets mad, then happy, then she gets real bossy! She is WEIRD and cuckoo in the head!"

Oh, my sweet child if you only knew that ALL women are like this. And yes, we are all weird. And cuckoo in the head. At least he hasn't figured that out about me yet. I can do no wrong in his eyes. Sweet, sweet oedipus complex.